Dear Chocolate,
Oh how I love thee,
dear chocolate.
However,
it seems
you don't love me
as much as I love you.
I enjoy your fruits
every day
but your butter
blocks my digestion
and I seem to have
an addiction
to your splendor.
Removing your beauty
from my life
leaves me with
a splitting headache,
achy muscles,
and a grumpy attitude.
And so,
I'm breaking up with you
dear chocolate.
I may allow myself
a bit of decadence
on special occasions
but for now
our daily meetings
must come to an end.
I bid you farewell,
dear chocolate.